Sour Jalapeño Martini with Parsley

This Sour Jalapeño Martini with Parsley brings a little bit of heat, a little bit of sweet, and a little bit of sour and is the ultimate jalapeño vodka martini.

(This Jalapeño Martini recipe was originally posted in September 2012, but has been updated with new photos and content in 2021).

You might be surprised by this, but I am not really a martini girl. Nope. I generally avoid them at all costs. Well, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but for the most part, I strongly dislike ordering them when out to eat or at a bar.

And it's all because of the martini glass. I'm way too clumsy for martini glasses. And I talk way too animatedly with my hands to be trusted with one. The glasses are always filled too high and, no matter what, I end up spilling martini everywhere. Every time.

Sometimes when I'm out to eat and I see a delicious-sounding martini on the menu, I get tempted to ask if I can have one, but in a different glass. But I think that's probably a no-no and the bartender would probably spit in my glass or something. 

The thing is, I love a good martini and there's nothing quite like a restaurant's well-done martini menu.  Plus, I love the look of a martini glass. I just cannot be trusted with them. Sigh.

And so, I tend to enjoy my martinis at home. Where, if I spill a cocktail everywhere, I only have to deal with the wrath of Chris. And the potential danger of my dog licking it up.

But at home, I can immediately change my shirt if necessary instead of being out all night in a martini-soaked outfit. Also, I can re-fill my glass without paying a ridiculous price.

Ingredients for Spicy Martini

A jalapeño martini with parsley may sound a little bit unique, but trust me, it works. I've made this martini many times over the years and almost always have the jalapeño simple syrup in my fridge.

I love that it's spicy, but also sour and a little bit sweet. It's the perfect balance. Here are the ingredients you'll need:

• Parsley
• Lemon Juice
• Lime Juice
• Vodka
• Jalapeño Simple Syrup
• Sliced Jalapeño (for garnish)
• Granulated Sugar (for rimming martini glasses)

I don't know about you, but I always have all those ingredients in my kitchen, so this Jalapeño Parsley Sour Martini is within just minutes of being mine whenever I crave it.

How to Make Jalapeño Simple Syrup

The jalapeño simple syrup actually came along due to my poor planning years ago. I love infusing liquors, especially with spicy peppers. But I hadn't planned ahead for this drink and wanted it immediately.

No time to seep jalapeños in vodka. So, I decided to make a jalapeño simple syrup instead. Quick and powerful. And sweet and delicious. I have a full step-by-step recipe and video for the syrup here.

You can either keep the seeds in when you slice the jalapeño (extra spicy!!) or remove them if you want more of the jalapeño flavor without all of the heat.

Just bring equal parts water and sugar to a boil. Add the jalapeños, turn down the heat, and let the mixture simmer for 10 minutes, until it thickens a bit.

Strain the mixture into a heat-proof bowl  or mason jar and pop it in the fridge to let it cool completely.

If you're really short on time (and need this jalapeño martini in your life immediately!), you can put it in the freezer for a little bit. I always do that because I have zero patience when it comes to cocktail making.

The jalapeños turn the simple syrup into a beautiful color!

How to Make Sour Jalapeño Martini with Parsley

Now that your jalapeño simple syrup is chilled, you're ready to assemble the cocktail! In a cocktail shaker, add parsley, lemon, and lime. Muddle together.

Add ice and pour in vodka and about 3 oz. of the jalapeño syrup. I did this all in one big batch (it makes 2 martinis), but my shaker was filled almost to the brim, so feel free to do this in two batches if you prefer.

Shake, shake, shake and pour into a martini glass with a prepared lime-sugar rim (just rub a lime on the rim and dip glass in a plate of sugar).

Add in some jalapeño garnish for good measure. You can never have too many! You might want to remove the seeds from these ones. Just in case. I never do because I love the heat!

Chris loves the heat even more than me and I'm pretty sure I could never make a drink that was too spicy for him. Maybe I'll make that my life's mission

This jalapeño martini has ALL the elements I love. It's really spicy and really sour! It's also pretty sweet, but in a fabulous way and not a "oh my God, I'm going to wake up with the worst hangover way."

But don't forget, it's also a parsley martini! Which I know sounds a little bit strange, but the mild bitterness of the parsley actually really brightens the cocktail and balances out the sour and spice from the other ingredients.

It's not overpowering at all and is more of a mild background flavor.

But let's be honest; the jalapeños are truly the star of this show. They'll give you that tropical feel in the summer and a warm-me-up feel in the winter. Which means this spicy martini is perfect all year round.

I may have drizzled even put some of that jalapeño simple syrup in plain soda water. Just because.

Chris said this should be on the menu at a restaurant and I have to say, I would order it if it were. But the waitstaff would definitely have to issue a warning to anyone who ordered.

This is one spicy martini! But remember, I left all the seeds in my jalapeños... Remove them if you don't want a lot of heat!

Drink Substitutions

If you don't have all the ingredients on hand or you don't like specific ingredients in it, there are plenty of substitutions you can make for this cocktail. Here are a few ideas:

• Use cilantro instead of parsley. People seem to either love or hate cilantro and if you're a cilantro lover, this would be a delicious swap for you! If you simply want a sour jalapeño martini with no other flavors, leave the parsley out altogether!
• Use any kind of spicy pepper. I'm partial to jalapeños, but serrano or habanero would also work really well here.
• If you only have lemons or only have limes, you can use all of one citrus. I think the lemon/lime combo makes for the best kind of sour, but the jalapeño martini would still be delicious with just one type!
• Use salt for the rim instead of sugar. I like how the sugar offsets some of the spice, but salt would add a yummy dimension, too.
• Serve the drink in a different glass. This tip is for all the people like me... just because this is a martini doesn't mean you have to serve it in a martini glass. You're home... Do whatever you want!

More Recipes for Spicy Lovers

If you're like me, you're always looking for your next spicy venture! I love recipes, both drinks and foods, that utilize jalapeños and other spices to add a little kick. Here are some of my favorites:

• Spicy Vodka Blackberry Smash
• Spicy Clam Chowder with Corn
• Jalapeño Cheddar Scones
• Spicy Sausage Chilaquiles with Eggs
• Spicy Raspberry Whiskey Sour
• Jalapeño Popper Grilled Cheese
• Spicy Roasted Grapefruit Margaritas
• Spicy Ginger Honey Wings
• Oven Baked Beet Fries with Spicy Aioli (from Asian Caucasian)
• Spicy Chicken Ramen (from Went Here 8 This)

And guess what? I didn't even spill a little bit of my jalapeño martini. I think Murphy's law says something about "If you're in public, you'll spill your martini every time. If you're at home, you never will." Life is weird like that.

But martinis and Fridays make it better.

Happy almost weekend! I hope you get to enjoy a cocktail or two and some fun. And a million hours of sleep. Or something like that.

Do you like spicy cocktails?